Tercels Run or Don't Run in the Family

I went to work today. I drove Jeff's car because he took mine to get it inspected. As I was driving home from work today it started to rain. That is when I learned that Jeff's windshield wipers don't work. I had to pull over on the I-95 until the rain stopped. The dog was hot and kept panting and drooling on me. Jeff informed me that he just keeps driving. He says if you drive fast enough then the rain rolls off the windshield better. That's probably why they were never fixed, and why he didn't bother to tell me. I think that when it rains Jeff also takes his seat belt off, talks on his cell phone and chugs a beer (root beer). At first I thought I was being shallow by not wanting to drive his car, like I was too good for it. Now I know that I am.